"Clown Shoe Pilot" (csp)
01/09/2016 at 22:57 • Filed to: None
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"Clown Shoe Pilot" (csp)
01/09/2016 at 22:57 • Filed to: None | 25
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Shut the fuck up.
Tell your spouse and kids to shut the fuck up.
If you and your clothes smell like stale weed smoke and Axe body spray, maybe take a shower and wash your clothes before coming to the movie theater. Or, just don’t fucking come.
Put your fucking cell phone away.
If you’ve got a bad case of toxic ass gas, maybe go to the doctor instead of the movies.
I’m soooo ready for Alamo Drafthouse to build an IMAX theater. Whatever it costs to not see movies with the fucking mouth breathers at non-Drafthouse theaters, it’s WORTH IT.
Dr. Zoidberg - RIP Oppo
> Clown Shoe Pilot
01/09/2016 at 23:09 |
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6. please don’t make out during movies. The smacking of lips and sighing is quite audible
-this space for rent-
> Clown Shoe Pilot
01/09/2016 at 23:11 |
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slipperysallylikespenguins
> Clown Shoe Pilot
01/09/2016 at 23:27 |
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God I love the Alamo, but people eating food and fumbling with wrappers can be obnoxious there too
Birddog
> Clown Shoe Pilot
01/09/2016 at 23:30 |
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You’re asking quite a bit from people that can’t be bothered to get out of their damn pajamas when they go to places like the Grocery or Gas station.
smobgirl
> Birddog
01/09/2016 at 23:46 |
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...guilty.
Changing pants with the cripple-boot is a PITA.
Frank Grimes
> Clown Shoe Pilot
01/10/2016 at 00:11 |
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6 dont be so fat that your mounds of flesh push the cup holders/armrests to either side.
7 cover your mouth
8 if you cant breathe without making noise stay home
9 wash yo ass
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Birddog
> smobgirl
01/10/2016 at 00:15 |
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That’s a legit excuse!
NJAnon
> Clown Shoe Pilot
01/10/2016 at 00:56 |
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Someone asked for movie rules: >:)
Katsumoto
> Clown Shoe Pilot
01/10/2016 at 00:59 |
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Yea when i went to see Star wars, i had a lady ask us to move so her family could sit together.
No disabilities, no issues no nothing. I looked at her and said first come first serve.
When you go to the theater, be nice for a few hours, understand that on a bigger movie, its going to be packed and deal with it. If you get there late, thats your problem. Dont ask someone to give up there seat because you cant get there early enough.
It wasnt like we were in amazing seats either. In the first row up the steps at the end. They had security in there, during the whole movie. Telling people to shut up and be queit. Taking people out who couldnt follow simple rules.
I saw it on Dec 26th at 330. It was the first time i could get tickets to see it. They sold out until almost new years.
After dealing with a horrible experience but a good movie, ill never go again to one like that at least for a month or so. So the frenzy can die down.
NotUnlessRoundIsFunny
> Clown Shoe Pilot
01/10/2016 at 03:32 |
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That's gonna leave a mark!
> Dr. Zoidberg - RIP Oppo
01/10/2016 at 06:06 |
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Do people do this anymore? Just people under 16?
Mark - Sixpots None The Richer
> Clown Shoe Pilot
01/10/2016 at 10:01 |
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I was watching the movie and a young woman sat next to me who obviously was enthused with the idea of being in the cinema for the new Star Wars movie like those people who only watch a sports event when it’s seemingly important/hyped up enough for them to be bothered.
Sadly for her watching a movie does involve the torture of reading a few sentences in the beginning, not talking to her bff, putting away the smartphone for a couple of hours so she doesn’t dazzle her neighbor and not spilling her drink on me.
She didn’t even try to withstand...
Why would you pay so much money if you can’t be bothered to enjoy the movie? I heard her asking her friend: “Is he the son?” It wasn’t subtly hinted at who Kylo Ren was at this point. It was said loudly and clearly. Multiple times.
Okay, so don’t pay attention, it’s your money you’re wasting after all, but don’t ruin the experience for everyone around you. I’m glad the movie was fast paced and loud so she didn’t disrupt me too much. Imagine her next to you while watching Drive or something similarly atmospheric.
What a terrible human being. The hype was strong with that one.
Though the worst person I encountered in a cinema was a Russian (?) fellow who translated the movie (don’t know which one it was) in a monotone voice to his buddy. And trust me those weren’t the kind of people you shush when you have to sit the rest of the movie with them in your blindspot.
People are the worst. All those brats raised to be the center of the universe by terrible parents.
Stay at home please!